Thursday, September 18, 2008

Caution: You are about to enter the Conspiracy Zone

(Before I begin, let me state that I am a Christian. I believe in the Second Coming but not necessarily in the form of the Rapture. I believe every generation is in its own “end times” since each of us have only our personal life span to reconcile our lives with God. I believe God will always take care of us and I do not spend time worrying about the end of the world but instead try to prepare for the end of MY world, which could happen at any moment. And yet, in spite of these long-held beliefs, I find myself starting to wonder if perhaps something larger IS happening in our universe. So for just a moment, I’m going to allow myself to engage in an alarmist, conspiratorial mindset. Off we go...)

The CBC is publicly-funded and decidedly liberal. Here is an excerpt from a column that's been out there for a week.

“Palin has a toned-down version of the porn actress look favoured by this decade’s woman, the overtreated hair, puffy lips and permanently alarmed expression. Bristol has what is known in Britain as the look of the teen mum, the “pramface.” Husband Todd looks like a roughneck; Track, heading off to Iraq, appears terrified. They claim to be family obsessed while being studiously terrible at parenting. What normal father would want Levi “I’m a f***in’ redneck” Johnson prodding his daughter?”
http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/4946


Today Fox News interviewed another Canadian journalist and he said what really shocks him about this article is how unabashed it is -- he explains this mentality is the NORM in Canadian journalists and that this is how they speak when in person. He suggested it was good that this came to light because most journalists think exactly like this but disguise in their writings in pseudo-journalistic reports and columns.

Now the conspiracy theorist inside me is coming out. This evil is everywhere and I mean everywhere. There's not a country around the world that doesn't have the majority of their media thoroughly indoctrinated in this type of pure hatred and evil.

Political Conspiracy Theory: This is the culmination of UN-led power hungry communists who want to take over the world by infiltrating the media and using the airwaves to spread their message. They believe anyone in their way should be destroyed.

Religious Conspiracy Theory: This is the culmination of an influx of demons sent by satan to make a way for the anti-Christ who will lead us into a new "world order" and who will have complete control over all information sources. They, too, believe anyone in their way should be destroyed.

Collaborative Conspiracy Theory: The first two theories are interconnected and are basically one and the same.

Domestic Conspiracy Theory: Someone is sneaking into my house in the middle of the night and stealing one of each pair of socks from my dryer. They also sprinkle dust on my furniture.

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