Thursday, September 07, 2006

For Hire...

...One worn out woman.

My skills include nagging, lecturing for no good reason, and complaining. I am proficient in sarcasm, mimicry, and guilt application. I excel at ignoring blathering idiots, spewing venomous filth at a moment’s notice, and slamming doors. Certified in The Silent Treatment and The Cold Shoulder.

Willing to relocate. In fact, I insist on it.

Qualification:
20 years (total) marriage.

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