The Way I See It...

The Promise.

A double rainbow as seen from my open living room window (in Germany) sometime in May 2005. This photo has not been retouched.

Oh My Gawd! That is, like, so totally true!

I'm watching Robin McGraw on the television right now. She’s on her husband’s show promoting her new book. Morgan Fairchild is her guest. They’re both talking about how they LOVE being in their fifties and how they feel so beautiful ("I think beauty comes from within" - says one as the other nods in agreement).

Of course it doesn't hurt that they both are actually physically beautiful. And have access to some of the world’s most advanced beauty products.

But if Morgan Fairchild and Robin McGraw want us to believe their beauty comes purely from within, well then okay.

Shure.

For Hire...

...One worn out woman.

My skills include nagging, lecturing for no good reason, and complaining. I am proficient in sarcasm, mimicry, and guilt application. I excel at ignoring blathering idiots, spewing venomous filth at a moment’s notice, and slamming doors. Certified in The Silent Treatment and The Cold Shoulder.

Willing to relocate. In fact, I insist on it.

Qualification:
20 years (total) marriage.